It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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