Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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