Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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