also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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