I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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