Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize