we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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