I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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