Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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