I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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