Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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