Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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