come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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