My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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