we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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