i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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