I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
God I need to hump something, right now.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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