I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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