covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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