Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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