everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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