so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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