I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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