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  • 99 34
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Mar 30, 11 at 10:14am
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    Or a doorstop...

    • 21 30
      Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:05am
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      And eventually, a bar of soap.

  • 76 45
    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:30am
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    What about rear deliveries...?

  • 62 34
    Submitted by weatherford on Mar 30, 11 at 11:48am
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    That would help out the Maury show greatly

  • 50 29
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Mar 30, 11 at 11:53pm
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    What you need is a STOP sign...or at least a "Closed for Cleaning" sign

  • 56 42
    Submitted by thirrteen on Mar 30, 11 at 11:00am
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    Or a credit card machine

    • 17 30
      Submitted by Romulus1969 on Mar 30, 11 at 12:10pm
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      they already have a slot for that.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 30, 11 at 10:31am
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    I'll be your bouncer

  • 40 21
    Submitted by whiteknave on Mar 30, 11 at 5:04pm
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    Sounds like you need a health inspection for your vagina.

  • 43 33
    Submitted by LOKi355 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:53pm
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    Would you like my John Hancock?

  • 30 18
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 31, 11 at 2:39am
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    Great comments everybody!!

  • 41 40
    Submitted by naughtytime on Mar 30, 11 at 4:57pm
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    there's an app for that!

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Mar 31, 11 at 12:16pm
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    Lmao of course she's from NoVa lmao... Sometimes I actually like living here lol

  • 30 50
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Mar 30, 11 at 11:27am
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    Skank. :V

  • 18 30
    Submitted by GinTasticMofo on Apr 5, 11 at 11:51pm
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    that's a mad idea... then the doctor can sign it as he goes in to treat one of several infections you've acquired

  • 25 45
    Submitted by DReyeoftheTiger on Mar 30, 11 at 1:36pm
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    Dibs to sign in first!!!

    • 22 44
      Submitted by rimmion on Mar 30, 11 at 6:50pm
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      A little late aren't you?

  • 19 34
    Submitted by jbrand on Mar 30, 11 at 10:00pm
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    Nasty

  • 26 49
    Submitted by WeGotTheClap on Mar 30, 11 at 11:54am
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    I didn't realize the generic for Valtrex was a sign in sheet...

  • 17 33
    Submitted by robbieman317 on Apr 11, 11 at 4:16pm
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    Good girl ;)

  • 16 31
    Submitted by powerstroke on Mar 30, 11 at 11:26pm
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    Slut

  • 17 35
    Submitted by gunner4u on Mar 31, 11 at 12:39am
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    DIB ON FIRST!!!!!!!

  • 21 72
    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:21am
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    I didn't know when i looked up the definition for slut your pic would be next to it

    • 23 27
      Submitted by harley07babe on Mar 31, 11 at 1:48am
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      The 80's called. They said you could keep their joke, it was lame back then too.