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i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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