I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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