I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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