I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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go home
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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