So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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