i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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