Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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