Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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