You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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