jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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