Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize