me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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