Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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