I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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