i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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