She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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