im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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