Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just had sex on a roof
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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