i think my mom watched the whole time
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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