the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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