We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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