The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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