You really coming over, don't trick.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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Is Oprah even human
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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