You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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