Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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