the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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