ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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